I know they're American Flag 8.5 inch heels.
I know they're $130 from Nasty Gal.
I know that they conjure up words such as "duck hunting" and "John Deere" and "teen pregnancy."
And yet...they are somehow glorious in all their tacky red-white-and-blue splendor.
I'm going to help justify this to myself by coming up with a list of hypothetical events or locations were it would definitely be appropriate for me to wear these shoes:
- if I am ever in Alabama or Mississippi
- barbecues
- USA themed parties
- Sunday school
- 4th of July parades
- when I go to the government office to pledge citizenship to the USA
- Memorial Day
- Kenny Chesney concerts
- if I am ever in a foreign country and need to assert my national identity
- Sigma Chi
- the DMV
- if I am interviewing for a job as a stripper or a cheerleader
- if I become a stay-at-home southern-belle soccer mom
Yep, I'm getting these. Case closed.
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